I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Randomize
