Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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