similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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