ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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