I don't think brook has ever known best
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
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