should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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