He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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