I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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