She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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