My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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