Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
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