i may or may not be watching the land before time
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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