It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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