He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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