She said her name was "party"
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
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