So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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