i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
