so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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