I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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