Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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