I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
She announced her abortion via fbk
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
