He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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