yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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