She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
Randomize
