I think my vagina is haunted
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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