it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
