Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
last night I used snow as a chaser
I'm always down for nudity.
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