i don't like sucking hair
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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