You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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