Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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