i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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