nut hugger
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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