Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
well, you know. whores of a feather.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I wear drunk well.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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