the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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