I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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