I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Randomize
