some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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