going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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