she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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