Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
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