What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
There's even glitter on my cock...
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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