Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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