and she was petting her beer can
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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