Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
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