need another drink. this is the easiest way
Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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