After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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