Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
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