I cannot find my penis.
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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