Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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