so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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