Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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