it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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