I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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