what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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